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[ferrisbuellean]

[Ruffruff.]

Yeah? More stamina in the sack?

1/2

[infomodder]

[Blue knows how she likes it.]

I was referring to it being much easier to carry her now, actually.

[infomodder]

[On the tail end of that, like an afterthought. Woof.]

I haven't noticed any change on that end. Is there supposed to be?

[ferrisbuellean]

I guess the carrying thing is good too. But sure, you should notice a difference. Maybe.

[infomodder]

I will keep that in mind.
Anything noteworthy happen over your weekend?

[ferrisbuellean]

I didn't get married.

[infomodder]

Other than that.

[ferrisbuellean]

I didn't even get laid.

[infomodder]

Did you at least get to go to the gym with Star-Lord?

[ferrisbuellean]

Briefly. Spent most the time catching up on local TV. Y'know. Research.

[infomodder]

Is that what they're calling research these days? No wonder encyclopedias went the way of the dinosaurs.

[ferrisbuellean]

Who needs encyclopedias when you got wikis?

Besides, I got a show, remember? Need to check out my competition.

[infomodder]

Check em out so you can stomp em out?

[ferrisbuellean]

Yeah, that. But it's ok. I don't think any of it counts as competition, it all sucks.

[infomodder]

Doesn't most TV?

[ferrisbuellean]

No. I mean sure there's plenty of crap, but TV is the entertainer to the masses, the parent to generations and the company to the lonely. You can't entirely fault it.

[infomodder]

Is that your real opinion or are you just trying to make sure I'll tune into your show?
Because if it's the latter, you don't need to do that. It's one of two shows I watch regularly.

[ferrisbuellean]

For once I'm being genuine.

Seriously tho? You watch it?

[infomodder]

Yes?

Sometimes I'm doing other things at the same time or distractions pop up, but I leave it playing from start to finish.

[ferrisbuellean]

You are a true friend.

[infomodder]

Was I not supposed to be watching?

[ferrisbuellean]

I wasn't being sarcastic. Hard to be sincere over text.

[It's hard to be sincere ever if you're name is Jeff Winger, but he is because the fact anyone is taking the time to watch his self-indulgent shit is endearing.]

[infomodder]

I wasn't being sarcastic either. I had assumed it was a given that we'd be watching your show as long as you had one.

[isn't that just what ordinary not-true friends do???? jeff u confuse him]

[ferrisbuellean]

[Friends are so haaaard.]

At least I know my ratings won't be 0.

[infomodder]

[BUT YOU GOTTA HAVE FRIEEEENDS]

You can forward a slice of your paycheck to our house any time.