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Date: 2015-05-20 08:15 pm (UTC)
infomodder: did you think it couldn't get any worse, because it's about to (wonder twin powers activate!)
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Was I not supposed to be watching?

Date: 2015-05-20 08:51 pm (UTC)
infomodder: i make this murder shit look GOOD (the difference between us?)
From: [personal profile] infomodder
I wasn't being sarcastic either. I had assumed it was a given that we'd be watching your show as long as you had one.

[isn't that just what ordinary not-true friends do???? jeff u confuse him]

Date: 2015-05-20 09:18 pm (UTC)
infomodder: a friend with weed is better but hannibal is SOOOO straight edge ugh (but you gotta have frieeeends)
From: [personal profile] infomodder
[BUT YOU GOTTA HAVE FRIEEEENDS]

You can forward a slice of your paycheck to our house any time.

Date: 2015-05-20 09:41 pm (UTC)
infomodder: come on look at us we're like butch cassidy and the sundance kid! (we're not enemies are we)
From: [personal profile] infomodder
It was worth a shot.

Date: 2015-05-20 09:51 pm (UTC)
infomodder: i was like lol yeah i lift i lift dead bodies how do you compare to that with your fancy gym set up huh (he asked if i lifted)
From: [personal profile] infomodder
We've always got enough of that to go around, help yourself.

Date: 2015-05-20 10:10 pm (UTC)
infomodder: woke up i was headless (this happened literally—)
From: [personal profile] infomodder
It's not all the time, really. I think that everyone knows as soon as we do mind it, whoever caused us to mind it is going to be aware. We'll let them know. Just polite to realize that maybe you stopped by a bad time and should come back later, or that the welcome's over and excuse yourself. We haven't had any problems with that yet. No need to fix what ain't broken.

[But, honestly, there's a bit more, and...well, it might sound sort of snotty but it might also make Jeff's ego feel boosted, so why the fuck not?]

We're selective, too. That helps.

Date: 2015-05-20 10:19 pm (UTC)
infomodder: wait this is liver there are no bones writing you up on yelp asap (think i got a bone stuck in my teeth)
From: [personal profile] infomodder
Considering some of them are teenagers, no. Not right.

[That's pretty much what he did back home and it got him nowhere, time to change tactics.]

Date: 2015-05-20 10:27 pm (UTC)
infomodder: i think he's got a thing for me (idk we send people to kill each other)
From: [personal profile] infomodder
Don't worry, this conversation stays between the two of us.

Date: 2015-05-20 10:33 pm (UTC)
infomodder: i'm drinking 3 full bottles of mouthwash a day is that bad for me (lickin' the people off my lips)
From: [personal profile] infomodder
Unless you give me reason to take them elsewhere, it does go for all convos between us.

Date: 2015-05-21 11:14 pm (UTC)
infomodder: tryin to break the chains but the chains only break me o-o-o-o-ohhhh (even in these chains you won't stop me)
From: [personal profile] infomodder
Depends on who you murdered and why you're giving me an admission.

[haha cop humor!!! haha hilarious!! haha this is in no way will not joking while he's joking!!!]

Date: 2015-05-22 07:19 pm (UTC)
infomodder: with or without the dogs you know whatever gets you groovin' i'm down with it i'm open to new things (for real i honestly just mean snuggling)
From: [personal profile] infomodder
How do you "kind of" kill someone?

Date: 2015-05-22 08:23 pm (UTC)
infomodder: flesh of our fathers i am no one's fault (i am contagious i am plagued with lies)
From: [personal profile] infomodder
Unless you purposefully injected them with something to prompt a heart attack, I don't think that really counts.

Date: 2015-05-22 08:48 pm (UTC)
infomodder: and tearing us all apart lisa ain't got shit on him (sharing his jars of blood)
From: [personal profile] infomodder
[Well, Will doesn't want to dismiss Jeff's feelings entirely on this harrowing matter, but unless he shouted with the specific intent to give a heart attack and knew it would happen and maybe had some weird power in his shouting abilities, uh. Hearts are tricky, Jeffocakes.]

Could've been coincidence. Certainly not the same as murder.

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