I wasn't being sarcastic. Hard to be sincere over text.
[It's hard to be sincere ever if you're name is Jeff Winger, but he is because the fact anyone is taking the time to watch his self-indulgent shit is endearing.]
It's not all the time, really. I think that everyone knows as soon as we do mind it, whoever caused us to mind it is going to be aware. We'll let them know. Just polite to realize that maybe you stopped by a bad time and should come back later, or that the welcome's over and excuse yourself. We haven't had any problems with that yet. No need to fix what ain't broken.
[But, honestly, there's a bit more, and...well, it might sound sort of snotty but it might also make Jeff's ego feel boosted, so why the fuck not?]
[Still doesn't get it though. Don't most people keep their place totally free from others and lock away virtually everything to avoid people seeing any sign of sentimentality? That's normal, right?]
[Well, Will doesn't want to dismiss Jeff's feelings entirely on this harrowing matter, but unless he shouted with the specific intent to give a heart attack and knew it would happen and maybe had some weird power in his shouting abilities, uh. Hearts are tricky, Jeffocakes.]
Could've been coincidence. Certainly not the same as murder.
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Date: 2015-05-20 08:15 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-05-20 08:49 pm (UTC)[It's hard to be sincere ever if you're name is Jeff Winger, but he is because the fact anyone is taking the time to watch his self-indulgent shit is endearing.]
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Date: 2015-05-20 08:51 pm (UTC)[isn't that just what ordinary not-true friends do???? jeff u confuse him]
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Date: 2015-05-20 09:11 pm (UTC)At least I know my ratings won't be 0.
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Date: 2015-05-20 09:18 pm (UTC)You can forward a slice of your paycheck to our house any time.
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Date: 2015-05-20 10:10 pm (UTC)[But, honestly, there's a bit more, and...well, it might sound sort of snotty but it might also make Jeff's ego feel boosted, so why the fuck not?]
We're selective, too. That helps.
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Date: 2015-05-20 10:16 pm (UTC)[Still doesn't get it though. Don't most people keep their place totally free from others and lock away virtually everything to avoid people seeing any sign of sentimentality? That's normal, right?]
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Date: 2015-05-20 10:19 pm (UTC)[That's pretty much what he did back home and it got him nowhere, time to change tactics.]
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Date: 2015-05-20 10:23 pm (UTC)[Coming from the guy who makes out with 18 year olds.]
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Date: 2015-05-21 11:14 pm (UTC)[haha cop humor!!! haha hilarious!! haha this is in no way will not joking while he's joking!!!]
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Date: 2015-05-22 01:54 pm (UTC)I did once kind of kill a guy. Does that count?
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Date: 2015-05-22 08:48 pm (UTC)Could've been coincidence. Certainly not the same as murder.
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