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Date: 2015-05-08 06:51 pm (UTC)
infomodder: my eyes are down here (hanni i stg)
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Are you running late today and forgot to tell me?

Date: 2015-05-08 06:53 pm (UTC)
infomodder: this escalated quickly son of a bitch (this? is actually not my design)
From: [personal profile] infomodder
I'm not doing this on my own. ETA?

Date: 2015-05-08 06:53 pm (UTC)
infomodder: IF YOU'LL FEAST ON MINE (fool me once shame on me)
From: [personal profile] infomodder
[20 minutes later]

Pizza and beer instead.

Date: 2015-05-08 06:58 pm (UTC)
infomodder: IF YOU'LL FEAST ON MINE (i think i'm having AN EMOTION)
From: [personal profile] infomodder
[An hour later.]

dude

Date: 2015-05-08 07:03 pm (UTC)
infomodder: so maybe you should do set up and let me RUIN IT??? i'll tell him too lol yeah best plan a+ strategy (buuut i don't wanna get in trouble)
From: [personal profile] infomodder
[At this point, Will sends Jeff a picture of his bearded blunder dog, head slung over one end of the couch and legs stuck out in the air, cat curled up on top of him. Sleeping buddies. Much sad.]

Date: 2015-05-08 07:06 pm (UTC)
infomodder: and ruined your lives (i'm sorry i crammed 11 ears in the vcr)
From: [personal profile] infomodder
[Roughly 9 at night.]

I feel guilty about skipping today. Now I can't sleep.

Date: 2015-05-08 07:11 pm (UTC)
infomodder: i've sunk so low (chillin in my own gutter)
From: [personal profile] infomodder
[And 15 minutes after that.]

Can you just shoot me something ASAP? Before I make a trip to your house.
Thanks.

his MAGNIFICENT return uwu;;

Date: 2015-05-08 10:59 pm (UTC)
infomodder: will's hair after being locked up. actually, no. his hair all the time. what is a hairbrush? (will's face when dogs appear)
From: [personal profile] infomodder
[BRUH IS BACK, REJOICE]

No, I usually give it at least 72 hours. Everything okay?

[He's just hoping it's Jeff being asleep forever or maybe misplacing stuff or Porter fuckery instead of whatever the hell happened with Chilton and Crane. WHO COULD HURT JEFF he's so nice and his fic is 100% IC wow.]

time to start the winger cult

Date: 2015-05-09 12:12 am (UTC)
infomodder: talkin' a whole bunch a shit that i REALLY NEED TO HEAR and won't tell mulder promise (why you all in my grill?)
From: [personal profile] infomodder
[If only, it's so rare he feels it.]

Things come up, I was more concerned you didn't say anything than that you bailed. [Fight it, Will. Don't ask. Don't ASK DON'T DO IT -] What happened?

naturally??

Date: 2015-05-09 12:45 am (UTC)
infomodder: flesh of our fathers i am no one's fault (i am contagious i am plagued with lies)
From: [personal profile] infomodder
Your powers change or did you just go poof?

[Sorry, Jeff, Will's been around a while and experienced plenty of vanishing himself.]

Date: 2015-05-09 01:22 am (UTC)
infomodder: there’s nothing wrong with you, i’m searching for my right mind (been running from it all my lifetime)
From: [personal profile] infomodder
It happened to April AND me around the same time. Known a few others that's happened to, too. Some were gone for longer than us, though. A week sort of longer.

Date: 2015-05-09 01:26 am (UTC)
infomodder: bet you were expecting daddy issues weren't you ohhhh snap (so my mom left me when i was a baby)
From: [personal profile] infomodder
Just like the law.

[So Jeff should be used to it, right?]

Date: 2015-05-09 01:43 am (UTC)
infomodder: DIDN'T SEE THAT ONE COMING DID YOU JACK oh shit wait that makes me sound more unstable than my metaphors (if fear makes me rude am i always rude)
From: [personal profile] infomodder
[jaywalking tho]

Did the law always make sense to you? It didn't to me. I had to give certain things time to digest. And this place is like that, too. Spend enough time here, and it makes its own sort of sense. Personally speaking. I know it's different for everyone.

[But did Jeff's new power piss him off that badly? Will's had, once he figured out what the whole cup repair meant.]

Are you back at your house or somewhere else?

Date: 2015-05-09 06:08 pm (UTC)
infomodder: and ruined your lives (i'm sorry i crammed 11 ears in the vcr)
From: [personal profile] infomodder
[Better learn to control that shit and put it on lockdown, bruh.]

April's birthday is on Wednesday. Leave so you can stop by. Maybe with a bag of potato chips or something. The healthy kind, you know. She's nearing geriatric and needs to watch the cholesterol intake.

Date: 2015-05-09 06:40 pm (UTC)
infomodder: i think he's got a thing for me (idk we send people to kill each other)
From: [personal profile] infomodder
The food donation is an acceptable substitute.
You could get away from your cameras for an entire evening, too.
And I won some cheeseburger beds at that last swearing in you might want to check out.


[unst unst unst]

Date: 2015-05-09 07:42 pm (UTC)
infomodder: IF YOU'LL FEAST ON MINE ((unsure))
From: [personal profile] infomodder
Now's not good.

[They have to break in the cheeseburger beds, Jeff might be a bro but that's asking too much. Bro.]

You still be there in a few hours? Or tomorrow?

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