[At this point, Will sends Jeff a picture of his bearded blunder dog, head slung over one end of the couch and legs stuck out in the air, cat curled up on top of him. Sleeping buddies. Much sad.]
No, I usually give it at least 72 hours. Everything okay?
[He's just hoping it's Jeff being asleep forever or maybe misplacing stuff or Porter fuckery instead of whatever the hell happened with Chilton and Crane. WHO COULD HURT JEFF he's so nice and his fic is 100% IC wow.]
It happened to April AND me around the same time. Known a few others that's happened to, too. Some were gone for longer than us, though. A week sort of longer.
The law, I get. This place? Not so much. They drag us here, give us powers and then let us loose, then decide to just change things up when they feel like it? At least law makes sense.
Did the law always make sense to you? It didn't to me. I had to give certain things time to digest. And this place is like that, too. Spend enough time here, and it makes its own sort of sense. Personally speaking. I know it's different for everyone.
[But did Jeff's new power piss him off that badly? Will's had, once he figured out what the whole cup repair meant.]
[Jeff's new power pissed him off plenty, kthx. And it'll continue to piss him off and embarrass him for months to come if he's not careful. And that is why he hates this whole thing right now.]
In a bar. Never leaving.
[Lifting weights is replaced by lifting glasses of scotch, sorry Will.]
[Better learn to control that shit and put it on lockdown, bruh.]
April's birthday is on Wednesday. Leave so you can stop by. Maybe with a bag of potato chips or something. The healthy kind, you know. She's nearing geriatric and needs to watch the cholesterol intake.
The food donation is an acceptable substitute. You could get away from your cameras for an entire evening, too. And I won some cheeseburger beds at that last swearing in you might want to check out.
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Date: 2015-05-08 06:53 pm (UTC)Pizza and beer instead.
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Date: 2015-05-08 06:58 pm (UTC)dude
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Date: 2015-05-08 07:06 pm (UTC)I feel guilty about skipping today. Now I can't sleep.
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Date: 2015-05-08 07:11 pm (UTC)Can you just shoot me something ASAP? Before I make a trip to your house.
Thanks.
upon his return!!1
Date: 2015-05-08 07:42 pm (UTC)his MAGNIFICENT return uwu;;
Date: 2015-05-08 10:59 pm (UTC)No, I usually give it at least 72 hours. Everything okay?
[He's just hoping it's Jeff being asleep forever or maybe misplacing stuff or Porter fuckery instead of whatever the hell happened with Chilton and Crane. WHO COULD HURT JEFF he's so nice and his fic is 100% IC wow.]
his MOST SPLENDID return
Date: 2015-05-08 11:23 pm (UTC)Yeah. I think. Sorry I bailed.
[At least someone appreciates his trollfics.]
time to start the winger cult
Date: 2015-05-09 12:12 am (UTC)Things come up, I was more concerned you didn't say anything than that you bailed. [Fight it, Will. Don't ask. Don't ASK DON'T DO IT -] What happened?
only if it involves an easy and hassle free life
Date: 2015-05-09 12:16 am (UTC)naturally??
Date: 2015-05-09 12:45 am (UTC)[Sorry, Jeff, Will's been around a while and experienced plenty of vanishing himself.]
ok approved
Date: 2015-05-09 01:04 am (UTC)The former. It happens pretty often then?
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Date: 2015-05-09 01:26 am (UTC)[So Jeff should be used to it, right?]
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Date: 2015-05-09 01:30 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-05-09 01:43 am (UTC)Did the law always make sense to you? It didn't to me. I had to give certain things time to digest. And this place is like that, too. Spend enough time here, and it makes its own sort of sense. Personally speaking. I know it's different for everyone.
[But did Jeff's new power piss him off that badly? Will's had, once he figured out what the whole cup repair meant.]
Are you back at your house or somewhere else?
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Date: 2015-05-09 11:37 am (UTC)In a bar. Never leaving.
[Lifting weights is replaced by lifting glasses of scotch, sorry Will.]
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Date: 2015-05-09 06:08 pm (UTC)April's birthday is on Wednesday. Leave so you can stop by. Maybe with a bag of potato chips or something. The healthy kind, you know. She's nearing geriatric and needs to watch the cholesterol intake.
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Date: 2015-05-09 06:36 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-05-09 06:40 pm (UTC)You could get away from your cameras for an entire evening, too.
And I won some cheeseburger beds at that last swearing in you might want to check out.
[unst unst unst]
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Date: 2015-05-09 07:23 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-05-09 07:42 pm (UTC)[They have to break in the cheeseburger beds, Jeff might be a bro but that's asking too much. Bro.]
You still be there in a few hours? Or tomorrow?
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