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Date: 2015-05-09 01:22 am (UTC)
infomodder: there’s nothing wrong with you, i’m searching for my right mind (been running from it all my lifetime)
From: [personal profile] infomodder
It happened to April AND me around the same time. Known a few others that's happened to, too. Some were gone for longer than us, though. A week sort of longer.

Date: 2015-05-09 01:26 am (UTC)
infomodder: bet you were expecting daddy issues weren't you ohhhh snap (so my mom left me when i was a baby)
From: [personal profile] infomodder
Just like the law.

[So Jeff should be used to it, right?]

Date: 2015-05-09 01:43 am (UTC)
infomodder: DIDN'T SEE THAT ONE COMING DID YOU JACK oh shit wait that makes me sound more unstable than my metaphors (if fear makes me rude am i always rude)
From: [personal profile] infomodder
[jaywalking tho]

Did the law always make sense to you? It didn't to me. I had to give certain things time to digest. And this place is like that, too. Spend enough time here, and it makes its own sort of sense. Personally speaking. I know it's different for everyone.

[But did Jeff's new power piss him off that badly? Will's had, once he figured out what the whole cup repair meant.]

Are you back at your house or somewhere else?

Date: 2015-05-09 06:08 pm (UTC)
infomodder: and ruined your lives (i'm sorry i crammed 11 ears in the vcr)
From: [personal profile] infomodder
[Better learn to control that shit and put it on lockdown, bruh.]

April's birthday is on Wednesday. Leave so you can stop by. Maybe with a bag of potato chips or something. The healthy kind, you know. She's nearing geriatric and needs to watch the cholesterol intake.

Date: 2015-05-09 06:40 pm (UTC)
infomodder: i think he's got a thing for me (idk we send people to kill each other)
From: [personal profile] infomodder
The food donation is an acceptable substitute.
You could get away from your cameras for an entire evening, too.
And I won some cheeseburger beds at that last swearing in you might want to check out.


[unst unst unst]

Date: 2015-05-09 07:42 pm (UTC)
infomodder: IF YOU'LL FEAST ON MINE ((unsure))
From: [personal profile] infomodder
Now's not good.

[They have to break in the cheeseburger beds, Jeff might be a bro but that's asking too much. Bro.]

You still be there in a few hours? Or tomorrow?

Date: 2015-05-09 07:47 pm (UTC)
infomodder: 2 poor 2 humble 2 be a shitlord (absolute shitpage)
From: [personal profile] infomodder
Then I'll hold your hair so the camera people can get your good side.

[a/b/o au coming right up]

Date: 2015-05-09 08:26 pm (UTC)
infomodder: come on look at us we're like butch cassidy and the sundance kid! (we're not enemies are we)
From: [personal profile] infomodder
And here I've just been using a hairbrush.

[LIES he uses nothing, he has no idea what proper haircare means, it is a mystery]

Speaking of friends have you met many people yet? You could bring someone as a +1, if you wanted.

[he means ladies.]

Date: 2015-05-09 09:46 pm (UTC)
infomodder: actually being a raging douchebag, no one is surprised (lookin like a qt)
From: [personal profile] infomodder
That works, too.
Which bar are you in so I can find you without using illegal means, btw?

Date: 2015-05-09 09:52 pm (UTC)
infomodder: by which i mean the real god, not the chesapeake ripper. (are you there god?)
From: [personal profile] infomodder
I'll look for the scotch signal, in that case.

[HE IS NOT LOOKING AT BOOBS HE'S GOING TO GET MARRIED IN A WEEK JEFF CAN U NOT]

Date: 2015-05-09 11:19 pm (UTC)
infomodder: there is not yet a word for this brand of "what the fuck even" (oh boy you've left me speechless)
From: [personal profile] infomodder
Amber is the bar or the boobs in your face?

You don't have to do anything you don't want to do. Neither of us pretend to be interested in other people's lives. It would be unfair to expect that of you.

Date: 2015-05-10 12:51 am (UTC)
infomodder: unless those friends are hannibal lecter, then you lose EVERYTHING (ya don't lose when ya lose fake friends)
From: [personal profile] infomodder
We have a guest room with beds you're free to fall asleep in so you don't wake up with a crick in your neck.

[Wrap himself up in a blanket of cheese and lettuce and be at peace.]

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