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[ferrisbuellean]

This place is still awesome. I mean I'm pretty sure the novelty will wear off in like a week but right now it's awesome.

[infomodder]

I've been here for a year and it's still pretty awesome.
Except for the terrorism and murder, but that happens anywhere.

[Does it

does it really

Yes! Especially at large gatherings of imPorts, for some reason. Enjoy that prom date graduation bullcrap, bruh.]

[ferrisbuellean]

[He'd really prefer not to die to terrorist attacks. They kinda kill his buzz.]

Yeah, the murder is less awesome. How have they not found a way of screening out the crazies yet?

[infomodder]

[Dying kinda kills everything.]

Hell if I know. Lucifer's back, I don't think they HAVE a screening process. Unlucky luck of the draw. Maybe it's some reminder of having to take the bad with the good, I don't know.

[ferrisbuellean]

[Mind blown.]

Ugh. Lame. I hope it's not one big life lesson. I REFUSE TO BE TAUGHT!

[infomodder]

[Truly profound thoughts.]

Sounds like a lawyer to me.

[You're good people, Jeff.]

[ferrisbuellean]

And proud.

You gonna be at prom night?

[Aww, what a rare thing to hear from anyone ever.]

[infomodder]

I don't do well with crowds of people.

[Says the guy who is the liaison for the police. Yeah, yeah, that's part of the joy of being in that position.]

I try to avoid them whenever possible. If I don't have a reason to be there, I'm probably not going to be there.

[Would you like to be his reason, Jeff? ]

[ferrisbuellean]

[Always, bb.]

Sooo you're just expecting me to agree to a gym buddy who I've never met?

[infomodder]

Unless you're being held hostage by your job, the ceremony isn't the only time we can meet, is it?

[Pizza and beer party with April though, like, what, is he supposed to invite Jeff??

JEFF AND HIS FABULOUS ABS?

UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH]

[ferrisbuellean]

[Can Will really afford to deprive April of these abs? Can he?]

But it's the only time I'll be drunk enough to meet.

Lol, no, joking I'll always be drunk enough.

[infomodder]

[Yes?? He's already old as dirt, he doesn't need shockingly abtastic man who is exceedingly normal compared to some of the others with shocking abs nearby, please no.

Also wow he was not supposed to like this guy but

here they are

howdidthishappentome.midi]

Does working out drunk improve results? Is that your secret?

[It is, isn't it. God, he's figured it out. What a genius.]

[ferrisbuellean]

[But it's okay because Jeff is old as balls too and if he can work out even with his slackitude, anyone can. There is still hope, Will.

p.s it's okay to like him. He has chemistry with everyone. It's better than being punched all the time.]

Yep, you caught me. Now you know my secret.

[infomodder]

[Aggressively pursues relationship with Jeff in the only way he knows as effective: something is going to die in an artistic manner.

But no punching.]

I'll take it to my grave. [One day Jeff can look back at that, maybe, and realize he should have run the other way. This humor is for the dogs.] But speaking of secrets, apparently I am going to prom. Guess I'll see you there.

[Because Will has totally given him a picture or description to work with, right.

Hopeless.]

[ferrisbuellean]

[So long as he's not the one dying, he's cool with it kthx.]

Yeah? Please tell me you're a hot chick.

[He's joking. Mostly. The name 'Will' kind of gives the game away >(]

[infomodder]

Are you asking for a selfie?

[Be glad he's asking and not just sending a picture of, like, a rotisserie chicken. Or Madonna. Dad humor for everyone.]

[ferrisbuellean]

[So glad.]

Yes. No dick or other areas I don't need to see or I'm blocking your number immediately.

[infomodder]

PHOTOATTACHMENT:NODICK

[How eloquent.]

Lighting in the office isn't great right now and the coworker I asked to take it for me dropped the autograph bomb right as he took it.

But there you go.

[ferrisbuellean]

Do you work in cave?

[infomodder]

Internal Affairs isn't quite that internal.
Feels like it sometimes, but no.

[ferrisbuellean]

Tell them to buy you some lights. Unless you're a vampire, in which case I'm sorry for being racist. Vampirist?

[infomodder]

[Oh sweet Jesus it's like his first conversation with April all over again.

She cannot see this guy's abs up close and personal. Yet. Will has first dibs.]

Speciesist.
Not a vampire, but the ones around here probably wouldn't care too much if you said that to them.

[ferrisbuellean]

[Will might even be allowed to touch them if he asks nicely.]

That doesn't surprise me somehow. There is too much weird crap here.

Ok so I'll keep a look out. You know what I look like, right?

[infomodder]

[And so began an epic love triangle for the ages.]

There's more where that came from.

Yeah. I don't reply to everyone or everything, but I keep up with the Network. No offense or anything, but I don't always have something to say, you know? Or sometimes it's already been said and should be left alone.

[ferrisbuellean]

Fine by me. Kinda prefer to keep conversations with the ladies anyway, if you know what I mean?

[Somethingsomethingsex is probably what he means. Whatever.]