[Yes?? He's already old as dirt, he doesn't need shockingly abtastic man who is exceedingly normal compared to some of the others with shocking abs nearby, please no.
Also wow he was not supposed to like this guy but
here they are
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Does working out drunk improve results? Is that your secret?
[It is, isn't it. God, he's figured it out. What a genius.]
[Aggressively pursues relationship with Jeff in the only way he knows as effective: something is going to die in an artistic manner.
But no punching.]
I'll take it to my grave. [One day Jeff can look back at that, maybe, and realize he should have run the other way. This humor is for the dogs.] But speaking of secrets, apparently I am going to prom. Guess I'll see you there.
[Because Will has totally given him a picture or description to work with, right.
[And so began an epic love triangle for the ages.]
There's more where that came from.
Yeah. I don't reply to everyone or everything, but I keep up with the Network. No offense or anything, but I don't always have something to say, you know? Or sometimes it's already been said and should be left alone.
But I'll allow you to speak to me on the network in future if it so strikes you. You're attractive enough for me to associate with, but not so good looking that it makes me look bad.
[By keep up with the Network, what Will really means is...if that shit is public he is going to look at it, doubly so for anyone who has a modicum of something interesting going on, triply so for people he cares about, quadruply so for people who talks to people he cares about, and then there's the level of Baltimore (so Chilton), April Ludgate, Annie Leonhart, Sasha Blouse, Ken Kaneki, Mary Morstan, Jonathan Crane, and Miles Edgeworth.
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Date: 2015-04-15 12:08 am (UTC)Ugh. Lame. I hope it's not one big life lesson. I REFUSE TO BE TAUGHT!
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Date: 2015-04-15 12:16 am (UTC)Sounds like a lawyer to me.
[You're good people, Jeff.]
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Date: 2015-04-15 12:22 am (UTC)You gonna be at prom night?
[Aww, what a rare thing to hear from anyone ever.]
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Date: 2015-04-15 12:34 am (UTC)[Says the guy who is the liaison for the police. Yeah, yeah, that's part of the joy of being in that position.]
I try to avoid them whenever possible. If I don't have a reason to be there, I'm probably not going to be there.
[Would you like to be his reason, Jeff?
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Date: 2015-04-15 12:57 am (UTC)Sooo you're just expecting me to agree to a gym buddy who I've never met?
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Date: 2015-04-15 01:01 am (UTC)[Pizza and beer party with April though, like, what, is he supposed to invite Jeff??
JEFF AND HIS FABULOUS ABS?
UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH]
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Date: 2015-04-15 01:27 am (UTC)But it's the only time I'll be drunk enough to meet.
Lol, no, joking I'll always be drunk enough.
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Date: 2015-04-15 02:05 am (UTC)Also wow he was not supposed to like this guy but
here they are
howdidthishappentome.midi]
Does working out drunk improve results? Is that your secret?
[It is, isn't it. God, he's figured it out. What a genius.]
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Date: 2015-04-15 11:40 am (UTC)p.s it's okay to like him. He has chemistry with everyone. It's better than being punched all the time.]
Yep, you caught me. Now you know my secret.
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Date: 2015-04-15 12:28 pm (UTC)But no punching.]
I'll take it to my grave. [One day Jeff can look back at that, maybe, and realize he should have run the other way. This humor is for the dogs.] But speaking of secrets, apparently I am going to prom. Guess I'll see you there.
[Because Will has totally given him a picture or description to work with, right.
Hopeless.]
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Date: 2015-04-15 01:43 pm (UTC)Yeah? Please tell me you're a hot chick.
[He's joking. Mostly. The name 'Will' kind of gives the game away >(]
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Date: 2015-04-15 01:55 pm (UTC)[Be glad he's asking and not just sending a picture of, like, a rotisserie chicken. Or Madonna. Dad humor for everyone.]
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Date: 2015-04-15 02:08 pm (UTC)Yes. No dick or other areas I don't need to see or I'm blocking your number immediately.
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Date: 2015-04-15 02:28 pm (UTC)[How eloquent.]
Lighting in the office isn't great right now and the coworker I asked to take it for me dropped the autograph bomb right as he took it.
But there you go.
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Date: 2015-04-15 02:35 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-04-15 02:36 pm (UTC)Feels like it sometimes, but no.
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Date: 2015-04-15 02:57 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-04-15 03:01 pm (UTC)She cannot see this guy's abs up close and personal. Yet. Will has first dibs.]
Speciesist.
Not a vampire, but the ones around here probably wouldn't care too much if you said that to them.
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Date: 2015-04-15 03:18 pm (UTC)That doesn't surprise me somehow. There is too much weird crap here.
Ok so I'll keep a look out. You know what I look like, right?
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Date: 2015-04-15 03:37 pm (UTC)There's more where that came from.
Yeah. I don't reply to everyone or everything, but I keep up with the Network. No offense or anything, but I don't always have something to say, you know? Or sometimes it's already been said and should be left alone.
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Date: 2015-04-15 03:51 pm (UTC)[Somethingsomethingsex is probably what he means. Whatever.]
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Date: 2015-04-15 04:00 pm (UTC)[He hears Jeff loud and clear. Over and out, Magic Mike. Good buddy. Bro.]
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Date: 2015-04-15 04:07 pm (UTC)But I'll allow you to speak to me on the network in future if it so strikes you. You're attractive enough for me to associate with, but not so good looking that it makes me look bad.
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Date: 2015-04-15 04:16 pm (UTC)Glad to hear I passed the bar.
[By keep up with the Network, what Will really means is...if that shit is public he is going to look at it, doubly so for anyone who has a modicum of something interesting going on, triply so for people he cares about, quadruply so for people who talks to people he cares about, and then there's the level of Baltimore (so Chilton), April Ludgate, Annie Leonhart, Sasha Blouse, Ken Kaneki, Mary Morstan, Jonathan Crane, and Miles Edgeworth.
Jeff hit all of those in one post.
He on a popo list, the popo being Will Graham.]
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Date: 2015-04-15 09:11 pm (UTC)Very few do. Congrats.
Well, William, I suppose myself and my abs will see you at the high school dance.
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