Jeff Tobias Winger (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
ferrisbuellean) wrote2015-03-22 07:24 pm
ferrisbuellean) wrote2015-03-22 07:24 pm
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Do u have a key to annie/abeds/my apartment y/n this question requires an immediate response.
EXCUSE ME NO
THEY locked me out. i forgot my key and figured it wouldnt matter since its not like they ever go anywhere or do anything anyway.
THEY locked me out. i forgot my key and figured it wouldnt matter since its not like they ever go anywhere or do anything anyway.
I'll text Annie and ask why she thought it would be ok to leave the apartment.
It means I want to tell everyone that you're locked out.
You're the Lawyer at Large, right?
[He would have mentioned something like "the formerly disbarred Lawyer at Large" but even Will realizes that's too Goddamn petty and not the way to start off on a good foot. Gold star for Will.]
[He would have mentioned something like "the formerly disbarred Lawyer at Large" but even Will realizes that's too Goddamn petty and not the way to start off on a good foot. Gold star for Will.]
[THAT FUCKING ICON]
No. I'm looking for some advice, actually.
No. I'm looking for some advice, actually.
[Ladiez.]
Law advice is gonna cost you. Might do it pro bono if you agree to do it on camera.
Law advice is gonna cost you. Might do it pro bono if you agree to do it on camera.
[tips fedora]
It's not legal advice. I'm good to go with legal stuff, I work with the police. Actually, I'm the liaison between the police here and the imPorts. Name's Will Graham.
It's not legal advice. I'm good to go with legal stuff, I work with the police. Actually, I'm the liaison between the police here and the imPorts. Name's Will Graham.
Oh. Then what can I do for you, Mr. Graham?
[He better not be in trouble with the popo already.]
[He better not be in trouble with the popo already.]
Do you have any tips for work out routines that focus on building up abdominal muscles?
[You are the popo watch list, Jeff, for having enviable abs. Be afraid, bro.]
[You are the popo watch list, Jeff, for having enviable abs. Be afraid, bro.]
[These abs are criminal, yo.]
Seriously? That's what you're texting me for?
Seriously? That's what you're texting me for?
[Someone lock him up before he woos all the people.]
Seriously. [Will thinks that if Jeff knew him much (or at all), this wouldn't even be a question. Will Graham is totally serious most of the time, the grim frowning jerk.] There's gotta be something better than just doing 1000 crunches a day. That's not going to get the best results possible, is it?
[s e r i o u s l y]
Seriously. [Will thinks that if Jeff knew him much (or at all), this wouldn't even be a question. Will Graham is totally serious most of the time, the grim frowning jerk.] There's gotta be something better than just doing 1000 crunches a day. That's not going to get the best results possible, is it?
[s e r i o u s l y]
you're an ass. Are you aware?
Edited 2015-04-14 21:27 (UTC)
[Whoopwhoop, ab police on patrol.]
Well, that's your first problem, yeah. Crunches and sit ups aren't all they're cracked up to be. Need to work that full body if you really want results. Other problem? You can have the strongest abs in the world but they're not gonna show if you ain't eating right.
Well, that's your first problem, yeah. Crunches and sit ups aren't all they're cracked up to be. Need to work that full body if you really want results. Other problem? You can have the strongest abs in the world but they're not gonna show if you ain't eating right.
At least it's a higher score than yours then.
Not a problem. My dietary restrictions are a little finicky in the first place, so I mostly cook for myself. Lots of vegetables, fresh fruit, and fish.
[April is going to turn into a literal mermaid, basically.]
I'm just sort of new to this whole working out thing.
[April is going to turn into a literal mermaid, basically.]
I'm just sort of new to this whole working out thing.
HEY
my butt's a solid 9/10 and you know it jeff winger
my butt's a solid 9/10 and you know it jeff winger
Y'know I'm actually on the look out for a good gym and it always helps to have a spotter.
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