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[ferrisbuellean]

Hey, he was the party crasher, not you. You were alright.

[dogsled]

Well, to be fair, he was only saving me from myself. I was...excessively drunk, and I'm not surprised he was upset. He's never seen me that way before. I've never--

Well, you knew that.

[ferrisbuellean]

Okay, so maybe I was forcing my own desire to get drunk onto you. Which is a pretty dick move.

[dogsled]

I certainly don't blame you for it, in fact in many ways I'm grateful that I had familiar company. I'm not sure I would have been any safer with anyone else.
I hope your nose wasn't broken?

[ferrisbuellean]

Glad I could pop that cherry.

How was the hangover?

[dogsled]

Much improved by the company. What cherry?

[ferrisbuellean]

Your binge drinking cherry. So you and ol' punchy have fun last night, huh?

[dogsled]

I don't think I drank anything made of cherries...unless I did?

[ A pause. ] That seems like it would be an inappropriate question to answer.

[ferrisbuellean]

A really good night then.

[dogsled]

[ Just going to inspect his lapels for a half a minute or so. ] I don't kiss and tell.

[ferrisbuellean]

[The cutest, not even gonna deny.]

Oh, c'mon. I'm not gonna tell anyone.

[dogsled]

[ Scratching his nose, looking so hugely awkward. Very awkward. ]

We might have... [ A noise that sounds possibly like something dying. ] --Twice, and...

[ferrisbuellean]

Twice?! [Mock indignation!]

[dogsled]

I-- [ You're going to give the poor thing a heart attack. ]

Was that not enough?

[ferrisbuellean]

That's more than enough, pal. Did it seem like enough?

[dogsled]

Well we...fell asleep. So I suppose I didn't really question it.

[ Wow is he blushing or has he washed his face in acid? ]

[ferrisbuellean]

[Fraser, stop being entertaining.]

Well, if you're falling asleep, I'm guessing it was enough. It's when he's poking you awake that you gotta be concerned that he's not satisfied.

[dogsled]

Oh.

[ Chewing his lip thoughtfully. ]

Has that happened to you often?

[ferrisbuellean]

Me? Pfft, nah.

[But it has happened.]

But it does happen. To others. Y'know, you finish off and fall asleep, but the lady-- or guy-- isn't done.

[Beat.]

You uh, you had done it before that night, right? Sex, I mean.

[dogsled]

[ It's never happened to him, and if it had he wouldn't wake the other person up. That's rude. ]

I believe I mentioned a woman to you before--I hadn't made her up, if that's what you're accusing me of.

[ferrisbuellean]

Yeah but I wasn't sure if you actually had gone all the way with her. You're kinda green.

[dogsled]

Like a horse?

[ Not talking about horse breeding kthnx Mr. Winger. ]

[ferrisbuellean]

Sure. If thats Canadian for virginal.

[dogsled]

Well, I'm afraid you're mistaken. Just because I don't--don't boast about it, doesn't mean I'm not a...accomplished.

[ferrisbuellean]

Easy there, Romeo, I get it. If you're not comfortable talking about dicks, then we don't have to.