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06/03/2015 - 1/???

[infomodder]

head's up that i'm not coming to the gym today

[infomodder]

it's polite to tell people when you're not going to make it to something you've planned to do together and all
fyi

[infomodder]

thinking about quitting the whole gym thing, actually
your membership hinges on mine though
the lower fees do
at least

[infomodder]

i'll call after lunch today and cancel

[infomodder]

had a well-balanced breakfast of grease and butter and carbs i don't need the gym

[infomodder]

neither do you
not that i'm envious

[infomodder]

it's too bad judge judy isn't around to write a comprehensive review of why your show deserves to be cancelled
i can't believe i went out of my way to watch it
or that anyone pays you for it

[infomodder]

unless you have some secret mind control powers
that you're abusing everyone with by keeping it on the air

[infomodder]

[And as abruptly as the rude river started flowing, it turns back around.]

disregard everything i just sent you
i won't be at the gym today because i need to stay home
and i'm not canceling any memberships
your show isn't bad either
apologies

done.

[infomodder]

<3?

[ferrisbuellean]

What the hell was that?

[infomodder]

[20 minutes later]

woke up in a bad mood and all of it was about you
no idea why
someone i know showed up though
sorry

[Just imagine how much worse it could have gotten if this mystical balm person hadn't arrived, Jeff. Just imagine the rudeness escalating. For hours.]

[ferrisbuellean]

[Still offended over the bitching about his show, tbh. But then something makes him think and...]

Bad mood? You sure you're better now?

[infomodder]

terrible mood but
now i'm on cloud nine
maybe it was the shitty breakfast
too many carbs

[ferrisbuellean]

I'm flattered all of that annoyance was just for me.

[infomodder]

I'm flattered you're not pissed off at my unwarranted rudeness right now.

[ferrisbuellean]

It was pretty fucking rude.

[infomodder]

Anything I can do to make it up to you?

[ferrisbuellean]

It's like you took lessons from my mother in passive aggressiveness.

But seriously, idk. Maybe. Remind me how great my show is and why you're going to stay at that gym.

[infomodder]

[To hell with people who had moms tbh. TO HELL WITH THEM.]

Your show is going to be considered a turning point for television in fifty years' time.

I'm staying at that gym for some reasons better left unsaid and because I genuinely enjoy your company.

[ferrisbuellean]

[To hell with people who had dads!]

Ok that's laying it on a little thick.

[infomodder]

[To hell with people.]

Which part?

[ferrisbuellean]

Turning point for television?

Also genuinely enjoying.

Basically all of it.

[infomodder]

You think I'd spend so much time with you if I didn't genuinely enjoy your company?

[The turning point for television thing was the only bullshit, Jeff. He was being direct and honest with his feelings!!!]

[ferrisbuellean]

[But feelings are gross.]

Well you don't have to like you gym partner.