Most likely. I mean I'd almost be down for it but I just can't get past the seeing Chilts naked thing. Also two dicks. I'm not into the two dicks. I'm more of a two ladies one guy deal.
Don't knock it til you try it. But still, probably a good idea not to get caught with your pants down near those two. For all you know, Raina will save your jizz for "science."
I wouldn't say that. It's my own cock I want, not anyone elses. I wouldn't fuck me because I'm a guy with a dick, I'd fuck me because I'm irresistible.
[Well that's not fair! The real life possibility of making out with himself is actually ridiculously tempting. This is the guy who gets more turned on during sex when he can look at himself in the mirror. And yet... someone wearing his face isn't the real him, it's just a costume.]
[It takes about fifteen minutes, but the feed switches to video and Jeff will see his own face smirking back at him. It's pretty convincing, but might fall apart if Abduxel speaks, because he doesn't know Jeff well enough to do a good impression - he has his voice by way of black magic, but not his mannerisms. So, he just presents that closed-mouth smirk and tries not to do anything else to make the imitation look too fake.]
[Sweet Jesus that is one handsome looking dude. Jeff stares, because that's really all he can do for the moment, a slight twitch of muscle displaying his tightening jaw while he considers whether to be flattered or offended. Sometimes this world wasn't fair.]
[The voice is unmistakably Jeff's, and his impression of Jeff's mannerisms are okay but not great. A longer sentence with more emoting would have been harder.]
[There's something that's just not quite right about it all, like when you flip a photo and everything's just kind of... backward. It's hot and it's a damn good attempt, but there's just something... off.
Or perhaps Jeff just isn't ready to see his own pure sex appeal.]
You're not me though. I'm me. That's just a costume. A really, really ridiculously good looking costume.
[He grins then, a very Matthew Lin kind of grin, not an expression Jeff would characteristically hold. The disguise slips away, melting off of him in a pattern like paper burning: holes form to his real appearance and expand until the costume is all gone. His own voice returns:]
Your clone wouldn't be you, either, though. Not really.
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Date: 2015-07-03 02:00 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-07-03 02:15 pm (UTC)1/2
Date: 2015-07-03 02:27 pm (UTC)I like that.
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Date: 2015-07-03 02:28 pm (UTC)Have you ever tried it? Two dicks, I mean.
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Date: 2015-07-03 02:43 pm (UTC)Pretty sure it must be a ritual of theirs.
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Date: 2015-07-03 09:57 pm (UTC)Serious question: would you sleep with a clone of yourself?
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Date: 2015-07-03 10:39 pm (UTC)You could never play me convincingly enough.
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Date: 2015-07-03 10:45 pm (UTC)[It takes about fifteen minutes, but the feed switches to video and Jeff will see his own face smirking back at him. It's pretty convincing, but might fall apart if Abduxel speaks, because he doesn't know Jeff well enough to do a good impression - he has his voice by way of black magic, but not his mannerisms. So, he just presents that closed-mouth smirk and tries not to do anything else to make the imitation look too fake.]
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Date: 2015-07-03 11:22 pm (UTC)Yeah, nice try.
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Date: 2015-07-03 11:41 pm (UTC)So you're all talk, then, Jeff Winger.
[The voice is unmistakably Jeff's, and his impression of Jeff's mannerisms are okay but not great. A longer sentence with more emoting would have been harder.]
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Date: 2015-07-04 12:57 am (UTC)Or perhaps Jeff just isn't ready to see his own pure sex appeal.]
You're not me though. I'm me. That's just a costume. A really, really ridiculously good looking costume.
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Date: 2015-07-04 01:05 am (UTC)Your clone wouldn't be you, either, though. Not really.
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Date: 2015-07-04 09:13 pm (UTC)But at least he wouldn't be you pretending to be me. You looked good though. I mean, not perfect, but still hot.
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Date: 2015-07-05 04:52 pm (UTC)[debatable.]
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