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[infomodder]

Was I not supposed to be watching?

[ferrisbuellean]

I wasn't being sarcastic. Hard to be sincere over text.

[It's hard to be sincere ever if you're name is Jeff Winger, but he is because the fact anyone is taking the time to watch his self-indulgent shit is endearing.]

[infomodder]

I wasn't being sarcastic either. I had assumed it was a given that we'd be watching your show as long as you had one.

[isn't that just what ordinary not-true friends do???? jeff u confuse him]

[ferrisbuellean]

[Friends are so haaaard.]

At least I know my ratings won't be 0.

[infomodder]

[BUT YOU GOTTA HAVE FRIEEEENDS]

You can forward a slice of your paycheck to our house any time.

[ferrisbuellean]

Ha ha no chance. You owe me if anything.

[infomodder]

It was worth a shot.

[ferrisbuellean]

I will accept payment in the form of alcohol.

[infomodder]

We've always got enough of that to go around, help yourself.

[ferrisbuellean]

How do you two not mind people over your place all the time? I don't get it.

[infomodder]

It's not all the time, really. I think that everyone knows as soon as we do mind it, whoever caused us to mind it is going to be aware. We'll let them know. Just polite to realize that maybe you stopped by a bad time and should come back later, or that the welcome's over and excuse yourself. We haven't had any problems with that yet. No need to fix what ain't broken.

[But, honestly, there's a bit more, and...well, it might sound sort of snotty but it might also make Jeff's ego feel boosted, so why the fuck not?]

We're selective, too. That helps.

[ferrisbuellean]

Only the hotties, right?

[Still doesn't get it though. Don't most people keep their place totally free from others and lock away virtually everything to avoid people seeing any sign of sentimentality? That's normal, right?]

[infomodder]

Considering some of them are teenagers, no. Not right.

[That's pretty much what he did back home and it got him nowhere, time to change tactics.]

[ferrisbuellean]

Awkward.

[Coming from the guy who makes out with 18 year olds.]

[infomodder]

Don't worry, this conversation stays between the two of us.

[ferrisbuellean]

I'd hope that goes for all convos between us.

[infomodder]

Unless you give me reason to take them elsewhere, it does go for all convos between us.

[ferrisbuellean]

So you're not gonna keep quiet if I start admitting to murder? Bummer.

[infomodder]

Depends on who you murdered and why you're giving me an admission.

[haha cop humor!!! haha hilarious!! haha this is in no way will not joking while he's joking!!!]

[ferrisbuellean]

[Hah. Hah. So fun. Very laugh.]

I did once kind of kill a guy. Does that count?

[infomodder]

How do you "kind of" kill someone?

[ferrisbuellean]

I gave them a heart attack.

[infomodder]

Unless you purposefully injected them with something to prompt a heart attack, I don't think that really counts.

[ferrisbuellean]

I shouted at him.

[infomodder]

[Well, Will doesn't want to dismiss Jeff's feelings entirely on this harrowing matter, but unless he shouted with the specific intent to give a heart attack and knew it would happen and maybe had some weird power in his shouting abilities, uh. Hearts are tricky, Jeffocakes.]

Could've been coincidence. Certainly not the same as murder.