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[ferrisbuellean]

Oh. Then what can I do for you, Mr. Graham?

[He better not be in trouble with the popo already.]

[infomodder]

Do you have any tips for work out routines that focus on building up abdominal muscles?

[You are the popo watch list, Jeff, for having enviable abs. Be afraid, bro.]

[ferrisbuellean]

[These abs are criminal, yo.]

Seriously? That's what you're texting me for?

[infomodder]

[Someone lock him up before he woos all the people.]

Seriously. [Will thinks that if Jeff knew him much (or at all), this wouldn't even be a question. Will Graham is totally serious most of the time, the grim frowning jerk.] There's gotta be something better than just doing 1000 crunches a day. That's not going to get the best results possible, is it?

[s e r i o u s l y]

[ferrisbuellean]

[Whoopwhoop, ab police on patrol.]

Well, that's your first problem, yeah. Crunches and sit ups aren't all they're cracked up to be. Need to work that full body if you really want results. Other problem? You can have the strongest abs in the world but they're not gonna show if you ain't eating right.

[infomodder]

Not a problem. My dietary restrictions are a little finicky in the first place, so I mostly cook for myself. Lots of vegetables, fresh fruit, and fish.

[April is going to turn into a literal mermaid, basically.]

I'm just sort of new to this whole working out thing.

[ferrisbuellean]

Y'know I'm actually on the look out for a good gym and it always helps to have a spotter.

[infomodder]

The one I just signed up with said that if I brought someone else on, too, they'd give a discount. First person I asked didn't want it. [And is, oddly enough, the reason he's doing it in the first place. Go figure. Maybe this all works out? For once, something is working out. God bless. For now, at least. Could work out for three months and then Jeff kills the entire population.] Heropa PD recommended the place, and it seemed good. Are you in Heropa? Or Registered?

[ferrisbuellean]

[Discount? Now you're speaking his language.]

Nonah. But soon to be registered once I attend that prom date graduation bullcrap.

[infomodder]

[Watch out, it's all free fishing pun shirts and hats from here on.]

You know that means you can get from Nonah to Heropa quickly, right? Or any of the other cities. The technology here is quite advanced in that regard.

[ferrisbuellean]

Is that for real though? Do they seriously have some sort of teleportation and let us use it just to go to the gym or whatever?

[infomodder]

I've used it for less important trips and never had an issue. Perk of being registered.
I could be in Nonah in 15 minutes, at most, if I wanted to.

[ferrisbuellean]

This place is still awesome. I mean I'm pretty sure the novelty will wear off in like a week but right now it's awesome.

[infomodder]

I've been here for a year and it's still pretty awesome.
Except for the terrorism and murder, but that happens anywhere.

[Does it

does it really

Yes! Especially at large gatherings of imPorts, for some reason. Enjoy that prom date graduation bullcrap, bruh.]

[ferrisbuellean]

[He'd really prefer not to die to terrorist attacks. They kinda kill his buzz.]

Yeah, the murder is less awesome. How have they not found a way of screening out the crazies yet?

[infomodder]

[Dying kinda kills everything.]

Hell if I know. Lucifer's back, I don't think they HAVE a screening process. Unlucky luck of the draw. Maybe it's some reminder of having to take the bad with the good, I don't know.

[ferrisbuellean]

[Mind blown.]

Ugh. Lame. I hope it's not one big life lesson. I REFUSE TO BE TAUGHT!

[infomodder]

[Truly profound thoughts.]

Sounds like a lawyer to me.

[You're good people, Jeff.]

[ferrisbuellean]

And proud.

You gonna be at prom night?

[Aww, what a rare thing to hear from anyone ever.]

[infomodder]

I don't do well with crowds of people.

[Says the guy who is the liaison for the police. Yeah, yeah, that's part of the joy of being in that position.]

I try to avoid them whenever possible. If I don't have a reason to be there, I'm probably not going to be there.

[Would you like to be his reason, Jeff? ]

[ferrisbuellean]

[Always, bb.]

Sooo you're just expecting me to agree to a gym buddy who I've never met?

[infomodder]

Unless you're being held hostage by your job, the ceremony isn't the only time we can meet, is it?

[Pizza and beer party with April though, like, what, is he supposed to invite Jeff??

JEFF AND HIS FABULOUS ABS?

UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH]

[ferrisbuellean]

[Can Will really afford to deprive April of these abs? Can he?]

But it's the only time I'll be drunk enough to meet.

Lol, no, joking I'll always be drunk enough.

[infomodder]

[Yes?? He's already old as dirt, he doesn't need shockingly abtastic man who is exceedingly normal compared to some of the others with shocking abs nearby, please no.

Also wow he was not supposed to like this guy but

here they are

howdidthishappentome.midi]

Does working out drunk improve results? Is that your secret?

[It is, isn't it. God, he's figured it out. What a genius.]

[ferrisbuellean]

[But it's okay because Jeff is old as balls too and if he can work out even with his slackitude, anyone can. There is still hope, Will.

p.s it's okay to like him. He has chemistry with everyone. It's better than being punched all the time.]

Yep, you caught me. Now you know my secret.