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only if it involves an easy and hassle free life

[ferrisbuellean]

Hey, I wouldn't leave you hanging like that. Something came up. Like. As in I think I vanished for the shortest time ever.

naturally??

[infomodder]

Your powers change or did you just go poof?

[Sorry, Jeff, Will's been around a while and experienced plenty of vanishing himself.]

ok approved

[ferrisbuellean]

[So much for being vague and kind of mysterious.]

The former. It happens pretty often then?

[infomodder]

It happened to April AND me around the same time. Known a few others that's happened to, too. Some were gone for longer than us, though. A week sort of longer.

[ferrisbuellean]

It seems like the most pointless thing ever.

[infomodder]

Just like the law.

[So Jeff should be used to it, right?]

[ferrisbuellean]

The law, I get. This place? Not so much. They drag us here, give us powers and then let us loose, then decide to just change things up when they feel like it? At least law makes sense.

[infomodder]

[jaywalking tho]

Did the law always make sense to you? It didn't to me. I had to give certain things time to digest. And this place is like that, too. Spend enough time here, and it makes its own sort of sense. Personally speaking. I know it's different for everyone.

[But did Jeff's new power piss him off that badly? Will's had, once he figured out what the whole cup repair meant.]

Are you back at your house or somewhere else?

[ferrisbuellean]

[Jeff's new power pissed him off plenty, kthx. And it'll continue to piss him off and embarrass him for months to come if he's not careful. And that is why he hates this whole thing right now.]

In a bar. Never leaving.

[Lifting weights is replaced by lifting glasses of scotch, sorry Will.]

[infomodder]

[Better learn to control that shit and put it on lockdown, bruh.]

April's birthday is on Wednesday. Leave so you can stop by. Maybe with a bag of potato chips or something. The healthy kind, you know. She's nearing geriatric and needs to watch the cholesterol intake.

[ferrisbuellean]

Am I expected to bring presents?

[infomodder]

The food donation is an acceptable substitute.
You could get away from your cameras for an entire evening, too.
And I won some cheeseburger beds at that last swearing in you might want to check out.

[unst unst unst]

[ferrisbuellean]

Fine. I'll come. But that means I still have a few more days in the bar. You coming?

[infomodder]

Now's not good.

[They have to break in the cheeseburger beds, Jeff might be a bro but that's asking too much. Bro.]

You still be there in a few hours? Or tomorrow?

[ferrisbuellean]

Yes to both of those. I might be throwing up tomorrow tho.

[infomodder]

Then I'll hold your hair so the camera people can get your good side.

[a/b/o au coming right up]

[ferrisbuellean]

What a good friend. Try not to get too handsy with my hair tho. It takes hours to make it look this good.

[infomodder]

And here I've just been using a hairbrush.

[LIES he uses nothing, he has no idea what proper haircare means, it is a mystery]

Speaking of friends have you met many people yet? You could bring someone as a +1, if you wanted.

[he means ladies.]

[ferrisbuellean]

I'd rather come alone.

[infomodder]

That works, too.
Which bar are you in so I can find you without using illegal means, btw?

[ferrisbuellean]

The one with boobs and scotch. It's pretty much the best bar ever.

[Pretty much drunk already, srry.]

[infomodder]

I'll look for the scotch signal, in that case.

[HE IS NOT LOOKING AT BOOBS HE'S GOING TO GET MARRIED IN A WEEK JEFF CAN U NOT]

[ferrisbuellean]

Amber. It's called Amber.

Are there gonna be other people at this party? Will I be forced to mingle? Do I have to pretend to be interested in other peoples lives?

[infomodder]

Amber is the bar or the boobs in your face?

You don't have to do anything you don't want to do. Neither of us pretend to be interested in other people's lives. It would be unfair to expect that of you.

[ferrisbuellean]

Nah. I think her name was Chrystalllll. Idk how many Ls is accurate, was more interested in the boobs.

Ok cool. I'll be there but if I choose to get drunk and fall asleep on your couch you can't judge me.