Jeff Tobias Winger (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
ferrisbuellean) wrote2015-03-22 07:24 pm
ferrisbuellean) wrote2015-03-22 07:24 pm
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Is that what they're calling research these days? No wonder encyclopedias went the way of the dinosaurs.
Who needs encyclopedias when you got wikis?
Besides, I got a show, remember? Need to check out my competition.
Besides, I got a show, remember? Need to check out my competition.
Yeah, that. But it's ok. I don't think any of it counts as competition, it all sucks.
No. I mean sure there's plenty of crap, but TV is the entertainer to the masses, the parent to generations and the company to the lonely. You can't entirely fault it.
Is that your real opinion or are you just trying to make sure I'll tune into your show?
Because if it's the latter, you don't need to do that. It's one of two shows I watch regularly.
Because if it's the latter, you don't need to do that. It's one of two shows I watch regularly.
For once I'm being genuine.
Seriously tho? You watch it?
Seriously tho? You watch it?
Yes?
Sometimes I'm doing other things at the same time or distractions pop up, but I leave it playing from start to finish.
Sometimes I'm doing other things at the same time or distractions pop up, but I leave it playing from start to finish.
I wasn't being sarcastic. Hard to be sincere over text.
[It's hard to be sincere ever if you're name is Jeff Winger, but he is because the fact anyone is taking the time to watch his self-indulgent shit is endearing.]
[It's hard to be sincere ever if you're name is Jeff Winger, but he is because the fact anyone is taking the time to watch his self-indulgent shit is endearing.]
I wasn't being sarcastic either. I had assumed it was a given that we'd be watching your show as long as you had one.
[isn't that just what ordinary not-true friends do???? jeff u confuse him]
[isn't that just what ordinary not-true friends do???? jeff u confuse him]
[Friends are so haaaard.]
At least I know my ratings won't be 0.
At least I know my ratings won't be 0.
[BUT YOU GOTTA HAVE FRIEEEENDS]
You can forward a slice of your paycheck to our house any time.
You can forward a slice of your paycheck to our house any time.
I will accept payment in the form of alcohol.
We've always got enough of that to go around, help yourself.
How do you two not mind people over your place all the time? I don't get it.
It's not all the time, really. I think that everyone knows as soon as we do mind it, whoever caused us to mind it is going to be aware. We'll let them know. Just polite to realize that maybe you stopped by a bad time and should come back later, or that the welcome's over and excuse yourself. We haven't had any problems with that yet. No need to fix what ain't broken.
[But, honestly, there's a bit more, and...well, it might sound sort of snotty but it might also make Jeff's ego feel boosted, so why the fuck not?]
We're selective, too. That helps.
[But, honestly, there's a bit more, and...well, it might sound sort of snotty but it might also make Jeff's ego feel boosted, so why the fuck not?]
We're selective, too. That helps.
Only the hotties, right?
[Still doesn't get it though. Don't most people keep their place totally free from others and lock away virtually everything to avoid people seeing any sign of sentimentality? That's normal, right?]
[Still doesn't get it though. Don't most people keep their place totally free from others and lock away virtually everything to avoid people seeing any sign of sentimentality? That's normal, right?]
Considering some of them are teenagers, no. Not right.
[That's pretty much what he did back home and it got him nowhere, time to change tactics.]
[That's pretty much what he did back home and it got him nowhere, time to change tactics.]
Awkward.
[Coming from the guy who makes out with 18 year olds.]
[Coming from the guy who makes out with 18 year olds.]
Don't worry, this conversation stays between the two of us.
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