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[ferrisbuellean]

That too. And get a sauna while you're at it.

[cleptes]

I think I'll skip the sauna. I do need actual furniture and my budget will only cover so much.

[ferrisbuellean]

No need for furniture if you have a sauna, hot tub and pool.

[cleptes]

Cute. [He's hilarious.] No place is complete without a bed to sleep in and chairs to sit on.

[ferrisbuellean]

Okay, so maybe a bed isn't such a bad idea. But I thought we established you'd be loaded?

[cleptes]

We did. I'm just really sensible with my money. If I want to keep doing well, I'll have to invest.

[ferrisbuellean]

Ugh, fine. Be smart with your money. Wait until you have a buttload, then buy a sauna.

[cleptes]

[She refrains from laughing.]

Honestly, I'd prefer to spend the money on a new wardrobe and shoes rather than a sauna.

You dress well, Jeff. Don't you that clothes are more important than a sauna?

[ferrisbuellean]

Well sure. But if I was loaded I'd get a great wardrobe and a sauna.

[cleptes]

Of course you would.

[A beat.]

What about a home gym? That something you'd get?

[ferrisbuellean]

Yup. Home gym too. Can't have a pool and sauna without a gym.

[cleptes]

I prefer going for a run than the gym.

Maybe you could change my mind about that.

[ferrisbuellean]

Yeah, out is better, but it's harder to find appropriate weight increases in the wild.

[cleptes]

I'll defer to your expertise for this particular matter. [Briefly thinking about him working out, yep. And then.] But feel free to join me for a run if you're so inclined.

[ferrisbuellean]

Hey, I totally would. Maybe you should come down to the gym sometime. See what me and my gym buddies get up to. [Spoilers: it's not gay stuff.]

[cleptes]

Maybe I should. Although, I can hazard a guess as to what you boys get up to at the gym. [She's teasing. Honestly.] Let me know when you're going again and I'll pop by.

[ferrisbuellean]

Sure, I'll give you a text. It's not so interesting but you can join in, at least.

[cleptes]

I intend to join in, don't worry about that. [There's a pause.]

Come by the shop when you get a chance, yeah?

[ferrisbuellean]

Yeah, I will. I wanna check out this office of yours.

[cleptes]

I'm looking forward to it. See you when I see you, Jeff.

[ferrisbuellean]

Later, gator. Can't wait.