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[ferrisbuellean]

Point. [At least she's there to remind him.]

I dunno, I've never asked. I guess it would be the Government. Same way we get our money, right?

[cleptes]

Right. And how we get our housing as well. [She has issues with that arrangement.]

At least with the shop I will hopefully be able to generate enough income for me to find an apartment by myself.

[ferrisbuellean]

Yeah, you'll be rolling in it soon enough.

I'm thinking an apartment of my own. Probably stay in Nonah. [He likes the attention.]

[cleptes]

There's not much point in moving to another city if you're content with Nonah.

I'll probably stay in Maurtia Falls but god how I miss New York. My New York.

[ferrisbuellean]

Plus the locals still love us imPorts here, so no point in moving somewhere else just yet.

You ever think of going to live at this New York?

[cleptes]

It wouldn't be the same. And I can't deny the locals what they want, can I?

I'm a resilient person. I'll manage just fine.

[ferrisbuellean]

Maybe you can get yourself a place there later. Like a weekend retreat. Might be a nice idea to get away from all this occasionally.

[cleptes]

That's a good suggestion, Jeff. If it does work out like that, I could maybe even invite you along some time. Escape this place together.

If you're interested.

[ferrisbuellean]

Hell yeah. Especially if you get some place with a pool. That's when you know you've made it big time.

[cleptes]

I should just get a hot tub while I'm at it. Since I'll be making it big time in your words.

[ferrisbuellean]

That too. And get a sauna while you're at it.

[cleptes]

I think I'll skip the sauna. I do need actual furniture and my budget will only cover so much.

[ferrisbuellean]

No need for furniture if you have a sauna, hot tub and pool.

[cleptes]

Cute. [He's hilarious.] No place is complete without a bed to sleep in and chairs to sit on.

[ferrisbuellean]

Okay, so maybe a bed isn't such a bad idea. But I thought we established you'd be loaded?

[cleptes]

We did. I'm just really sensible with my money. If I want to keep doing well, I'll have to invest.

[ferrisbuellean]

Ugh, fine. Be smart with your money. Wait until you have a buttload, then buy a sauna.

[cleptes]

[She refrains from laughing.]

Honestly, I'd prefer to spend the money on a new wardrobe and shoes rather than a sauna.

You dress well, Jeff. Don't you that clothes are more important than a sauna?

[ferrisbuellean]

Well sure. But if I was loaded I'd get a great wardrobe and a sauna.

[cleptes]

Of course you would.

[A beat.]

What about a home gym? That something you'd get?

[ferrisbuellean]

Yup. Home gym too. Can't have a pool and sauna without a gym.

[cleptes]

I prefer going for a run than the gym.

Maybe you could change my mind about that.

[ferrisbuellean]

Yeah, out is better, but it's harder to find appropriate weight increases in the wild.

[cleptes]

I'll defer to your expertise for this particular matter. [Briefly thinking about him working out, yep. And then.] But feel free to join me for a run if you're so inclined.

[ferrisbuellean]

Hey, I totally would. Maybe you should come down to the gym sometime. See what me and my gym buddies get up to. [Spoilers: it's not gay stuff.]