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[cleptes]

[That just makes things easier.]

Now there's the kind of attitude I can get behind. Because if you don't win, then someone else will, and you can't have that.

[ferrisbuellean]

I definitely don't want someone else winning. I got a show to uphold that has to display me being the best at everything. Which I am, because I'm awesome.

[cleptes]

Ah, the show. I need to get caught up on that somehow, see what I've been missing. [She's half-serious.] If your camera crew ever want to do some shooting at my shop, they have my full permission.

[ferrisbuellean]

[Rude, she should be watching it the second it's aired.]

That's actually pretty useful to know. They kind of like to follow me. A lot.

[cleptes]

[She's been busy, Winger.]

Can't you tell them to bugger off somewhere? There's a fine line between following and stalking.

[ferrisbuellean]

I can hardly blame them for wanting to follow a guy like me around. I am pretty awesome.

[cleptes]

I won't comment on that for fear of making your ego swell. [And having him smash up his place.]

Who pays them by the way? The government?

[ferrisbuellean]

Point. [At least she's there to remind him.]

I dunno, I've never asked. I guess it would be the Government. Same way we get our money, right?

[cleptes]

Right. And how we get our housing as well. [She has issues with that arrangement.]

At least with the shop I will hopefully be able to generate enough income for me to find an apartment by myself.

[ferrisbuellean]

Yeah, you'll be rolling in it soon enough.

I'm thinking an apartment of my own. Probably stay in Nonah. [He likes the attention.]

[cleptes]

There's not much point in moving to another city if you're content with Nonah.

I'll probably stay in Maurtia Falls but god how I miss New York. My New York.

[ferrisbuellean]

Plus the locals still love us imPorts here, so no point in moving somewhere else just yet.

You ever think of going to live at this New York?

[cleptes]

It wouldn't be the same. And I can't deny the locals what they want, can I?

I'm a resilient person. I'll manage just fine.

[ferrisbuellean]

Maybe you can get yourself a place there later. Like a weekend retreat. Might be a nice idea to get away from all this occasionally.

[cleptes]

That's a good suggestion, Jeff. If it does work out like that, I could maybe even invite you along some time. Escape this place together.

If you're interested.

[ferrisbuellean]

Hell yeah. Especially if you get some place with a pool. That's when you know you've made it big time.

[cleptes]

I should just get a hot tub while I'm at it. Since I'll be making it big time in your words.

[ferrisbuellean]

That too. And get a sauna while you're at it.

[cleptes]

I think I'll skip the sauna. I do need actual furniture and my budget will only cover so much.

[ferrisbuellean]

No need for furniture if you have a sauna, hot tub and pool.

[cleptes]

Cute. [He's hilarious.] No place is complete without a bed to sleep in and chairs to sit on.

[ferrisbuellean]

Okay, so maybe a bed isn't such a bad idea. But I thought we established you'd be loaded?

[cleptes]

We did. I'm just really sensible with my money. If I want to keep doing well, I'll have to invest.

[ferrisbuellean]

Ugh, fine. Be smart with your money. Wait until you have a buttload, then buy a sauna.

[cleptes]

[She refrains from laughing.]

Honestly, I'd prefer to spend the money on a new wardrobe and shoes rather than a sauna.

You dress well, Jeff. Don't you that clothes are more important than a sauna?