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Jeff Tobias Winger ([personal profile] ferrisbuellean) wrote2015-03-22 07:24 pm
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infomodder: tryin to break the chains but the chains only break me o-o-o-o-ohhhh (even in these chains you won't stop me)

[personal profile] infomodder 2015-05-21 11:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Depends on who you murdered and why you're giving me an admission.

[haha cop humor!!! haha hilarious!! haha this is in no way will not joking while he's joking!!!]
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[personal profile] ferrisbuellean 2015-05-22 01:54 pm (UTC)(link)
[Hah. Hah. So fun. Very laugh.]

I did once kind of kill a guy. Does that count?
infomodder: with or without the dogs you know whatever gets you groovin' i'm down with it i'm open to new things (for real i honestly just mean snuggling)

[personal profile] infomodder 2015-05-22 07:19 pm (UTC)(link)
How do you "kind of" kill someone?
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[personal profile] ferrisbuellean 2015-05-22 08:14 pm (UTC)(link)
I gave them a heart attack.
infomodder: flesh of our fathers i am no one's fault (i am contagious i am plagued with lies)

[personal profile] infomodder 2015-05-22 08:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Unless you purposefully injected them with something to prompt a heart attack, I don't think that really counts.
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[personal profile] ferrisbuellean 2015-05-22 08:42 pm (UTC)(link)
I shouted at him.
infomodder: and tearing us all apart lisa ain't got shit on him (sharing his jars of blood)

[personal profile] infomodder 2015-05-22 08:48 pm (UTC)(link)
[Well, Will doesn't want to dismiss Jeff's feelings entirely on this harrowing matter, but unless he shouted with the specific intent to give a heart attack and knew it would happen and maybe had some weird power in his shouting abilities, uh. Hearts are tricky, Jeffocakes.]

Could've been coincidence. Certainly not the same as murder.
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[personal profile] ferrisbuellean 2015-05-22 09:38 pm (UTC)(link)
[Hearts are too difficult to understand.]

Not really a coincidence, it was definitely connected. I'm a dad murderer. I murder dads.
infomodder: IF YOU'LL FEAST ON MINE (the return to innocence)

[personal profile] infomodder 2015-05-22 10:51 pm (UTC)(link)
[Selena is here for you.

Also wow that sure does hit close to home. Thanks so much, Jeff.]

Didn't happen here, did it?
ferrisbuellean: (94)

[personal profile] ferrisbuellean 2015-05-23 07:30 pm (UTC)(link)
[Sorry about that, bro.]

Nnnnope. You don't have to arrest me, don't worry.
Edited 2015-05-23 19:36 (UTC)
infomodder: throw me in the dirt pit (throw me in a landfill)

[personal profile] infomodder 2015-05-23 09:00 pm (UTC)(link)
[He doesn't arrest his friends, Jeff. His friends arrest him.]

Good to hear it. This conversation doesn't have to go anywhere else.
See you in a couple days, then?
ferrisbuellean: (95)

[personal profile] ferrisbuellean 2015-05-23 09:05 pm (UTC)(link)
[Good thing Jeff doesn't do arresting then.]

Yeah, you better be ready. I'm not gonna go easy on you just cause you're a married man.
infomodder: now i'm getting yelled at like one what did i do to deserve this (just wanted to hang out with my dogs)

[personal profile] infomodder 2015-05-23 09:16 pm (UTC)(link)
[The brotp that can't be stopped.]

10-4 over and out
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