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[ferrisbuellean]

But such a nice ass.

[roooxaaaane]

eh. 6/10

[ferrisbuellean]

At least it's a higher score than yours then.

[roooxaaaane]

HEY

my butt's a solid 9/10 and you know it jeff winger

[ferrisbuellean]

5/10 on a good day.

[roooxaaaane]

You're getting old. ur memory just sucks.

[ferrisbuellean]

You're probably just high. You can't be trusted.

[roooxaaaane]

negative. maybe if i were able to GET INSIDE...

[ferrisbuellean]

My ass?

[roooxaaaane]

the apartment. for weed. keep up man.

[ferrisbuellean]

You keep weed in the apartment? Jeez Britta.

[roooxaaaane]

where else am i supposed to keep it? the school???

[ferrisbuellean]

If a whole section of the school can be hidden for decades, then I'm pretty sure no one is ever going to find your weed.

[roooxaaaane]

and theyre not going to find it in the apartment, either.

do NOT rat me out.

[ferrisbuellean]

Britta! No. No! Look Annie found my whiskey stash in my classroom on like the second day. I'm pretty sure she sniffed it out. She's like a bloodhound. Or a mole. Or idk something with really good scent abilities.

[roooxaaaane]

well all that matters is that she hasnt found it YET. and if i could GET INTO the apartment id make it disappear before she had the chance to.

but alas. instead of helping you stand there mocking. :(

[ferrisbuellean]

Actually I'm sitting.

[roooxaaaane]

im going to choke you to death in your sleep.

[ferrisbuellean]

You'd probably Britta doing that.

[roooxaaaane]

yay! lets find out!

[ferrisbuellean]

Ugh fine. I don't have a key. But I can a) break down the door and we pretend it was a home invasion b) get through the window via the fire exit or c) I just call Abed and tell him to ask no questions.

[roooxaaaane]

a) done that once already doubt theyll believe it a second time and c) abed wont ask questions but he'll KNOW and omgggg im tired of them thinking that im not an adult!!!!!!!! UGH.

But i guess climbing in thru the fire exits not a bad idea.

[ferrisbuellean]

Tired of them thinking you're not an adult, huh?

[roooxaaaane]

Dont even start jeff.

[ferrisbuellean]

[For once he isn't. Not on text anyway. Just wait until he gets there! :D]

Whatever. I'll come over. I expect repayment for this tho.