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[ferrisbuellean]

The one with boobs and scotch. It's pretty much the best bar ever.

[Pretty much drunk already, srry.]

[infomodder]

I'll look for the scotch signal, in that case.

[HE IS NOT LOOKING AT BOOBS HE'S GOING TO GET MARRIED IN A WEEK JEFF CAN U NOT]

[ferrisbuellean]

Amber. It's called Amber.

Are there gonna be other people at this party? Will I be forced to mingle? Do I have to pretend to be interested in other peoples lives?

[infomodder]

Amber is the bar or the boobs in your face?

You don't have to do anything you don't want to do. Neither of us pretend to be interested in other people's lives. It would be unfair to expect that of you.

[ferrisbuellean]

Nah. I think her name was Chrystalllll. Idk how many Ls is accurate, was more interested in the boobs.

Ok cool. I'll be there but if I choose to get drunk and fall asleep on your couch you can't judge me.

[infomodder]

We have a guest room with beds you're free to fall asleep in so you don't wake up with a crick in your neck.

[Wrap himself up in a blanket of cheese and lettuce and be at peace.]

[ferrisbuellean]

Just gonna stay in the guest room and never come out.

[infomodder]

Solid plan.

[ferrisbuellean]

How old is she gonna be?

[infomodder]

25

[Is he a cradle robber or is she a grave robber? Or, perhaps, do neither of them give a shit?]

[ferrisbuellean]

I'll allow it.

[Exactly the same age as Annie. Shit, they are two cradle robbing dudes.]

[infomodder]

Wouldn't change anything if you didn't.

[OR ANNIE AND APRIL ARE GRAVE ROBBERS, THEY BOTH HAVE A-NAMES, IT MUST BE A THEME.]

[ferrisbuellean]

I'm kidding. Age is but a number.

[infomodder]

Please don't say that out loud in Amber.

[ferrisbuellean]

Don't worry. I think all the ladies here are over 25. Although I'm pretty sure their tits are like all under a year old.

[infomodder]

Yeah
You have fun with those. I'll see you in a bit.

[ferrisbuellean]

Kisses.