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[ferrisbuellean]

[As if things couldn't get any weirder.]

But at least he wouldn't be you pretending to be me. You looked good though. I mean, not perfect, but still hot.

[abduxel]

I'll take that as a compliment on your behalf.

[ferrisbuellean]

Well, I am the best judge, right? No one knows me like me. And by the way, you ever use that to screw me over? I'll know.

[abduxel]

[He laughs.] How would you know, Jeff Winger? I'm more likely to try to use it to screw you than to screw you over.

[debatable.]

[ferrisbuellean]

How would you even do that? I'd know.

[abduxel]

Try is the operative word, here. I just did. It didn't work out.

But maybe I can wear you down.

[ferrisbuellean]

You could just ask nicely.

[abduxel]

Alright. [He laughs.] Want to sleep with me while I'm dressed as you?

[ferrisbuellean]

Nope.

[abduxel]

[Laughingly,] You're an ass.

[ferrisbuellean]

I'm a fantastic ass.

[abduxel]

I haven't gotten a good look at it, yet, myself. But I believe you.

[ferrisbuellean]

I'll show you next time we meet.