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[ferrisbuellean]

Britta! No. No! Look Annie found my whiskey stash in my classroom on like the second day. I'm pretty sure she sniffed it out. She's like a bloodhound. Or a mole. Or idk something with really good scent abilities.

[roooxaaaane]

well all that matters is that she hasnt found it YET. and if i could GET INTO the apartment id make it disappear before she had the chance to.

but alas. instead of helping you stand there mocking. :(

[ferrisbuellean]

Actually I'm sitting.

[roooxaaaane]

im going to choke you to death in your sleep.

[ferrisbuellean]

You'd probably Britta doing that.

[roooxaaaane]

yay! lets find out!

[ferrisbuellean]

Ugh fine. I don't have a key. But I can a) break down the door and we pretend it was a home invasion b) get through the window via the fire exit or c) I just call Abed and tell him to ask no questions.

[roooxaaaane]

a) done that once already doubt theyll believe it a second time and c) abed wont ask questions but he'll KNOW and omgggg im tired of them thinking that im not an adult!!!!!!!! UGH.

But i guess climbing in thru the fire exits not a bad idea.

[ferrisbuellean]

Tired of them thinking you're not an adult, huh?

[roooxaaaane]

Dont even start jeff.

[ferrisbuellean]

[For once he isn't. Not on text anyway. Just wait until he gets there! :D]

Whatever. I'll come over. I expect repayment for this tho.

[roooxaaaane]

[ with friends like these... it's ok. she'll just be on the floor. in the hallway. playing angry birds. when he gets there. ]

name it and as long as it doesnt cost more than five bucks or humiliate me im down. 8)

[ferrisbuellean]

Uh a bottle of Laphroaig is gonna set you back more than $5 kthx.

[roooxaaaane]

then ur just gonna have to wait until i can actually afford it pal.

[ferrisbuellean]

Fine. One IOU of my choosing for a later date. Deal?

[roooxaaaane]

cross my heart and hope to die.

[ferrisbuellean]

Then I'll see you in 15mins. This window better be unlocked.

[roooxaaaane]

im sure it is. c u soon.

[ nope. it isn't. she used to sneak in and out of here all the time when she was dating troy-- the window was the first thing she'd tried.

but maybe jeff would be more amenable to helping if he were actually there, right? :') AND AT THE VERY LEAST it'd be entertaining. ]

[ferrisbuellean]

[Wow Britta, low blow making him come all that way for nothing! BUT HE'S GONNA SHOW UP WHEN HE SAID BECAUSE HE'S A GOOD FRIEND UNLIKE SOMEONE!]

[roooxaaaane]

[ AND SHE WILL BE GRATEFUL TO SEE HIM... AT LEAST... even if she is literally lying on her back on the floor in the hallway in clothes still smelly from the bar, dicking around on her phone while she waits. :') ]

... action...? or just leave if preferred

[ferrisbuellean]

[She is the actual worst. But Jeff is still going to do this for her, mostly because an IOU is basically the most open ended payment he can receive and it's always worth having that to hold over people's heads. Especially Britta's.]

Let's make this quick. [Yup, he showed up on time and everything, looking as unimpressed as always.]

(ooc: continued here)