[Without petty theft or anything similar to turn to, Jeff just turns to alcohol. Lots and lots of alcohol. His liver probably hates him.]

Yeah, nine fives aren't so great, huh? But hey, you could get away from that once you get some money coming in. Get yourself an employee to stay in house while you go... find new antiques or whatever it is you do.

[Not judging on how she might obtain certain objects. He hears about far worse on a daily basis.]