[The little guy on the table doesn't need any scotch, does Jeff want a drunken shadow stag? Ever? Imagine that hell.
Evolved handshake never happened, not at all, Will slid through his window and collapsed on his couch and then they drank. That is the exact, most accurate summary of this evening and what he'll tell anyone else if it comes up. Except maybe April because she's his wife, and she deserves a bit more honesty than everyone else.]
The beach is right there, yeah. [Sun and sand and not a bit of surf and ladies in bikinis, isn't that last part the most important unspoken aspect of the beach for a hot giant man like Jeff Winger?] Couple of monetary assistance programs you could look at, too. And you know people there who might not mind splitting rent if it was with a roommate they got to choose instead of those who show up every now and then.
[He says to the scotch, the better to draw away that Will (and April) may be within that last group. It's so much easier to draw attention to things when he actively draws none to them. No extra emphasis, no pointed looks. Letting people take what they will but planting the seeds, torn between hopeful and curious...
He's learned a little bit from Hannibal, okay? But this isn't the worst way to utilized those methods, is it? He's not going to do anything bad to Jeff.
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Evolved handshake never happened, not at all, Will slid through his window and collapsed on his couch and then they drank. That is the exact, most accurate summary of this evening and what he'll tell anyone else if it comes up. Except maybe April because she's his wife, and she deserves a bit more honesty than everyone else.]
The beach is right there, yeah. [Sun and sand and not a bit of surf and ladies in bikinis, isn't that last part the most important unspoken aspect of the beach for a hot giant man like Jeff Winger?] Couple of monetary assistance programs you could look at, too. And you know people there who might not mind splitting rent if it was with a roommate they got to choose instead of those who show up every now and then.
[He says to the scotch, the better to draw away that Will (and April) may be within that last group. It's so much easier to draw attention to things when he actively draws none to them. No extra emphasis, no pointed looks. Letting people take what they will but planting the seeds, torn between hopeful and curious...
He's learned a little bit from Hannibal, okay? But this isn't the worst way to utilized those methods, is it? He's not going to do anything bad to Jeff.
Not without reason!]